Now that you've met my new boyfriend (scroll down for Ken!) it's time you met my new husband!
What makes him my new husband is that he is an astronaut. That means, he likes to fly off on moon missions half the time, leaving me all alone to do as I please. That means, I get to hang out with my boyfriend, Malibu Ken!! See, I have it all worked out!
His name is Joe. As in G.I. Joe!!! Check out that hot scar!! (And yes, those are Million Dollar Man shoes he's wearing in the photo up above, as I was told by my brother who is an avid toy collector.)
So if you've been following along, a few months ago I was at an estate sale and came across a suitcase of old dolls, and have been putting up photos of them ever since. This marks the last photo shoot I did with them. When I found Joe in amongst all the vintage Barbies and Dawns and Kens, I was flabbergasted. I didn't know Ken was an astronaut!! Of course, after ripping off his clothes I discovered the HASBRO mark on his back, and the words "G.I. Joe" imbedded into his plastic.
Then I noticed a little string on his chest. What was this, I queried myself. I took the string and slowly pulled it out, and it just kept coming out further and further and further until it couldn't go any more. So I let the string go. And you know what happened next?
My New Husband SPOKE to me. He said, "Ten seconds to lift-off, and counting!" and I nearly fainted. I pulled the string again and this time he said, "Five seconds to lift-off!"
It was amazing. I love you, Joe! Never leave me!